Today we have a guest post from Owl Jones at http://www.owljones.com/ . He runs a pretty awesome fly fishing blog, seems like an all around good guy. We were talking on Twitter a couple of days ago about a funny blog title – and he came up with this one! So, he volunteered to write this guest blog – and I’m very thankful for that! Appreciate it, Owl.
Do YOU want to know the ONE SIMPLE RULE for catching more chubs? It’s an easy and inexpensive “fix” that can have you catching more (and BIGGER!) chubs in no time. And the added bonus - the real KICKER - is that this ONE SIMPLE RULE also applies to catching dace, shiners, minnows and the occasional crawdad. Plus, it’ll make your dancing skills really impress the ladies!
We’re going to tell you the secret of this ONE SIMPLE RULE in a moment. But for now, we’d like to introduce you to the person responsible for discovering the ONE SIMPLE RULE. Please give it up for Dr. Mucho Pescado:
Thank you everyone and it’s great to be blogging here to you about my ONE SIMPLE RULE concept. As you’ve probably already experienced in your personal trout fishing, it’s easy enough to catch chubs. Everyone catches a few chubs now and then, and even the worst fly anglers get lucky and hook a chub from time to time - even if it is in the tail. But with my revolutionary ONE SIMPLE RULE to catching MORE chubs – you’ll be catching them literally by the dozens in your very next trip out on the water. And not just catching them, learning to release them without damaging their fragile little bodies, too! For too long now, fly anglers have been tossing back chubs from knee to waist high, at speeds that would horrify anyMaster Chub Fisher. The poor little guys, once caught – are brutally punished for being chubs and we suspect - for taking dry flies right in front of sizable brown trout before the trout can get to them. But you CAN release CHUBS with THE PROPER METHODS that we teach when we give you the ONE SIMPLE RULE for catching MORE chubs. You won’t ever have to spend another 45 minutes to an hour trying to revive a stunned and quivering chub, while you’re buddies are already upstream, getting to all the unsuspecting chubs ahead of you! You’ll be READY to catch chubs like a PRO, andMORE CHUBS at that – with our ONE SIMPLE RULE plan. Did we mention you’ll catch MORE CHUBS? That’s right! You will! It’s a promise.***
So are you ready? Doesn’t it sound like our ONE SIMPLE RULE for catching MORE CHUBS is just the thing you need to land you on the cover of Chubs Weekly or Chub Angler? Doesn’t it only make sense that you’d rather catch MORE CHUBS than just to catch some chubs? Isn’t it about time you got the respect you deserve for your chub catching ability from friends and family? Can’t you just see yourself now with 10-20-100 chubs under your belt at the end of a good day’s fishing? Can’t you see yourself forgetting that we said we’d tell you the ONE SIMPLE RULE for catching MORE CHUBS by now? Isn’t this really about making sure you buy something from us when we promised it to you for free a few paragraphs back? Yes, SURE IT IS, but that’s ok because as soon as you know the SECRET for catching MORE CHUBS – the ONE SIMPLE RULE you’re dying to know, you’ll be on your way!
We think it’s time you stepped up to the plate, moved on up, grabbed that brass ring, walked in high-cotton, found your inner Chub Master and ordered our new 4,543 page e-book that contains all the fascinating secrets of our ONE SIMPLE RULE to catch MORE CHUBS! It also has a cool, compact car themed 1987 desktop calander in the back as a TOTALLY FREE bonus!** What day of the week was 8-12-87? Who knows!? But if you order our ONE SIMPLE RULE for catching MORE CHUBS – YOU’LL KNOW!
So call 1-800 – BIG – CHUBS to get your copy today. And best of all, it comes with a free** set of “Chubmaster gloves” designed to hold your trophy Chubs in the most healthy way until they are released back into the wild. ( **Just pay $49.99 S/H)
Call us today, and let Dr. Mucho Piscado make you a Chub Fishing Master, baby! ***
***all orders subject to cc approval. promises made as speculation as to program’s success rate. Program not valid in CA, DE, or Western Mongolia. Free ONE SIMPLE RULE chub e-book not available in print. Actually, it’s not available at all. You can’t catch MORE chubs. It’s impossible. But more whitefish……..?
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